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I'm not sure how this tradition got started, but once it was, it was obvious that it would never be safe to talk casually around Kimberly (or anyone who knows Kimberly - reports are given to her nearly-daily of quotes heard by others.)
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| "I can't feel your fingertips either" -- Kimberly Bobrow |
| You just have to allow enough time for the testicles to descend" -- Chris Farnham |
| "What can I say, I'm a fish!" -- Evan Bergman |
| "You can't touch mine, you've already broken yours off." -- Paul van Keep |
| "He was beating everyone for his own pleasure" -- Paul van Keep |
| "I've never been out of context" -- Matt Osborn |
| "It's a good thing I'm a woman" -- Kimberly Bobrow |
| "They're not fat, they're just long" -- Kelvin Lawrence |
| "That looks like that beaver I saw the other night" -- Bryan |
| "199 Grid Bag Layouts" -- Mike Bowler |
| "Did you put your shorts in there too?" -- Joe Wyatt |
| "It looks brown" -- David Moskowitz |
| "Do you any of you OS/2 guys grab your joystick?" -- Hugh |
| "I can't believe you can only screw once!" -- Bob Mahoney |
| "He had it turned on a few minutes ago." -- Wayne about Dion |
| "I'll have fried lap at the end of the day" -- Paul van Keep |
| "Label that 'the morning after'" -- Joe Oak |
| "I had the biggest one the first day" -- Paul Giangarra |
| "Anyone can get lucky 7 times in a row" -- Bob Mahoney |
| "I don't see anyone from Microsoft here..." -- Lyle Anderson |
| "I'm not a full-functioning Australian" -- Russell Coker |
| "What the fuck is a Geekstress?" -- Russell "where-have-I-been-the-last-several-years Coker |
| "I was stretching it out when you measured it" -- Joe Wyatt (taken after the QOOCs were already announced, and he thought he was in the clear .. heh heh heh |
| "That's probably because we ate them out last night" -- Dion |
| "My pooh sticks go upstream" -- Mike Cowlishaw |
| "I've got a very small penis" -- Dion |
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Copyright Kimberly Bobrow Jennery, 1997-2006 Contact Kimberly at: kimberly at bobrow dot net |