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I'm not sure how this tradition got started, but once it was, it was obvious that it would never be safe to talk casually around Kimberly (or anyone who knows Kimberly - reports are given to her nearly-daily of quotes heard by others.)
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| I think he made the right choice in life, cuz that dude had STYLE --Mike Brown[0] |
| I couldn't quite see the penis through the dress -- Dion |
| Keep your snake away from me. --Kimberly to Aidon |
| Don't push my snake out of the water - it'll get cold out there. --Aidon |
| You must have a really long snake -- Russell Coker to Aidon |
| Russell your butt sprouted quite a leak there for a few moments --Kimberly |
| I'm too easy. Gary Murphy |
| I think the answer is - I'd never have sex with him. Paul Van Keep about Paul Giangarra |
| What do you know - you were on the ground! Paul VK to Joe Oak |
| Wanna see my foreskin? -- Russell Castagnaro |
| I'm the one that's being tugged on gently --Dion |
| Nasty cold wet stuff - I don't like it in my pants. used to be: looks pretty I suppose --Mike Cowlishaw (it was funnier with the made up part...) |
| Is there something hard I could use? --David M. |
| He likes being flashed. Russel Coker about Joe Oak |
| Don't reformat my pussy. --Kimberly |
| Go ahead and play with me, see what happens. --David M. |
| Russell - you have a penis, right? --Dion |
| I'm surprised Russell's penis doesn't talk fast. --Dion |
| Tell Kimberly her balls are in the office. --Peggy |
| This is making my lap warm --Aidon |
| Show me an attractive penis Russell --Dion |
| Just remember, who's your daddy... --Joe Oak to PVK |
| Can you turn this on for me? --Kimberly |
| I'm gonna be blinded ... or sterilized. --Wayne |
| He says he's gonna try to get it in tonight --Noel about Jeroen |
| You're gonna let me touch it again? --Kimberly to PVK |
| Ahh... feel someone else's! --Geoff (Dion's side kick) |
| I *enjoy* it, I don't just deal with it! --Jeremy the Waiter |
| You can put the chicken and the buffalo together --Aidon |
| I've better things to do in bed for a day. --Aidon |
| I'll grab another horny toad --Dion |
| Stick your finger in it. --Geoff |
| This looks like it requires a rear entry --Aidon |
| Better than drugs, better than sex: ejSkin --Dion |
| My wife's Mexican, so I eat mexican all the time --Gary Murphy |
| These are a lot lighter than my balls --Mike Bowler |
| We should find Aidon - he'll know where to find an inflatable virgin. -- Bill McG. |
| and finally - the quote of the year: People don't shoot people, Stateless Session Beans shoot people --Dion |
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Copyright Kimberly Bobrow Jennery, 1997-2006 Contact Kimberly at: kimberly at bobrow dot net |