Did somebody lose their dongle? --Robert
What they don't know is they're eating their parents --PvK
Come over here and I'll show you my side BOF --Dion
Wanna just let him feel the weight on that? --Dave M to PvK
You always need to beat Joe. -- Peggy
Ive never seen one that small. --Mark Reinhold
Turning it on really fucked me up -- Bryan Z
It could be a little soggy by the time you get to it --Mike Bowler
In his session, "Because I have a big one" --PvK

You're not supposed to use your hands --Joe Wyatt
You need something that's a little stiffer --Aidon
Aaaah... even more animals --Aidon
The vaginas have teeth on our planet --Mike P.
That's cool. Now do it without your teeth. --Aidon
I like the little hairy ones --Joe Oak
Bryan Z: What are you doing? Mike Paolini: I'm trying to insert!
Dave Landers: The internet's a wonderful place Dion: You just wouldn't want to live there
I'd have to put something like that in your mouth --Joe Wyatt

It's all the way in now --PvK
Screw the children, get me one! --Aidon
That's pretty horny soup --Joe Wyatt
Do we get to go in your room for 5 minutes and practice? --Aidon to Shawn
I've done it once, why would I want to do it again? --Aidon
Nice knockers --Mike Brown
Dion has everything --PvK
I'm charging for it now --PvK
That's something you blow up! -- Rominal, when looking for the sheep

Is that the black thing you had on it this morning? --Noel to Bob F.
This one is easier to get on and off than David's --Denise
It's long, baby --Mike P.
It'd be allright if I had it straight --Aidon
The more you fiddle with it the faster it's going to break --Mike Brown
You have to pound your conk real well --Nick
Dion's my guardian angel --Denise
Tomorrow's fine, we'll have one youngster --Walter
I'm so wet, I'm dripping --Joe Oak

I don't know how many more cameras my butt will take --Aidon
Excuse me, are your parents brother and sister? --Walter
I buy underwear that expresses my personal style. --Mike Brown
I'm not going to walk around in Victoria Secret thongs --Mike Brown
Ok, lean forward --James Osbourne
The hype is mature, but the standards are not --Simon Phipps
I pick someone I like and then I give them a blow job --Bryan Z
I've got a cattleprod somewhere --Wendy
I'm going to go through more of the filling and stroking bits later --Kelvin

The thing will come out and I kinda jammed it back in there --Peter Haggar
Want me to give it to you big boy? -- Joe Oak to Paul G.
The secret is not to go too fast and slam it in and break the skin --Corey
It's really better if someone else does it to you --Kimberly
Oh Aidon ... do me! --Joe Oak
Do the 2 of you want a room? --Wayne
Now I sort of go both ways --Kimberly
I hope my thing will be long enough --Aidon
You gotta learn how to aim your hand --PvK

Don't stick your finger in it --Evan
If you end up on the floor with your feet in the air, the cameras are coming out! --Peggy
I haven't learned any of the left-handed stuff yet. --James Osbourn
Hi there, you want some sperm? I have 3 different types! --Bryan Z.
Stupidity is language independent. --Paul T.
I've been tunneling into my wife's box at home. --Mike Bowler
Think of it as a protein spread --Mike Brown
Yes it's wet, but it's falling apart --Aidon
I'm not well formed at all! --Jereon
You don't have to flush it to empty it --Noel

My knees, they've started to hurt --Mike P.
Mike Brown: "I'm way past my sexual peak" Kimberly's David: Yeah, and you look like it too.

QOOC of the year:
Stick this tube up your dick and say 5 Hail Marys --Mike Brown