Will Jaynes: He was in the Goat bar, taking to a drunk girl.  He was discussing open-sourcing Java and she thought he wanted to open a new coffee shop. 
Will Jaynes: Pulls out his laptop in the Lodge bar to verify that Keystone activated wireless in the lodge that day 
David Moskowitz: Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory owner asked Mike Bowler and Dave Landers: Where's David? 
Jeroen: First Presentation on .NET at a Java Conference.
Jeroen: First attendee to have his work included in an open source
.NET implementation
Kevin McGrath: Only cinema screen found in a laptop device.
Mark Reinhold: Running 'Mustang' RFE sessions during his talk.
Eric Schneider: Largest digital SLR camera used during sessions.
Chris Laffra: Only IBM'er willing to ask about 'Open Sourcing' Java.
Karen Wasielewski: Having a copy of the Kama Sutra on her PDA with all
of the good positions checked off.
Kristen Gillard: Porting his swing app to .NET with Jeroen.
Noel Bergman: Getting Mark Reinhold to sign his Tiger CD.

Walter Pepere Geek Award: Wearing his army boots to the Polar Bar
party "I never know when I'll get called up".

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Paul van Keep: Award for only former attendee to boycott "Bush"

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Jeroen Geek Award: Turned down job offer with Microsoft .Net team "I
don't want my reputation tarnished"

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NSA Woman: "I've got to look at your meat too".  For reasons of
national security we cannot disclose her name.

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Kimberly:  uh hhs djuyue spft fhjuh jslfj hgfhue   hjehjeje - garbled
audio stream

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The Weasley Brothers Award goes to Dion and Kristen Gillard.  Dion
gets to be Percy because he's the bigger asshole

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The Harry Potter Award goes to Matthew Wakelin

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The Horse Licker Award goes to Biff Beers


Aidon - for keeping his alltimer status by attending virtually
Kimberly - almost got it for the video set up - but the actual award is for getting hit on by a cute lesbian on the video chat program

Evan - for setting up the audio video for our virtual appearances