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I'm not sure how this tradition got started, but once it was, it was obvious that it would never be safe to talk casually around Kimberly (or anyone who knows Kimberly - reports are given to her nearly-daily of quotes heard by others.)
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| Evan: I just mounted the microphone |
| Mike Brown: The last 13 years have been hard. Dave Landers: That sounds like most of the spam I get. |
| Neil Graham: My regular filled me up just fine |
| Mike Brown: Mike Bowler gets a big load every year. |
| Dave Landers: It's hard crunchy things that you stick in boiling water. |
| Neil Graham: My pants would have tasted just as good. |
| Mike Brown: It freaks out depending on where you put your finger on it |
| Dion: How do you spell Kama Sutra? Dave Landers: G-o-o-g-l-e |
| dIon - OK, I've done you, Noel |
| David M to Noel: Yours feels tighter |
| Ethan Baker to Denise: You always come 5 or 6 minutes after a session starts. |
| Dave Landers: I can add all these dogs to my animal bag! |
| Dave Landers: This could be a cat but I don't care as long as it's something in the bag |
| Dave Landers: The lesson is to play with this stuffvand experiment and get a feel for what's going on. |
| Dave Landers: Its a set of things that dogs can be shoved into! |
| Dave Landers: I think it's fun to play with. |
| Kelvin Lawrence: Snooker pockets really are quite tight. |
| Kevin McGrath (about his 'DevTech service'): They never go down. |
| Denise (to Q&A): Is my guy here? |
| Karen Wasielewski: You can shove it in there with a little bit of prodding. |
| David Moskovitz: You don't ask the end users what they want. |
| Rick Szeto: I originally did the exact same thing for something else. |
| Noel Bergman: Yeah, I get a lot of email from myself. |
| Matthew Wakeling: That would expand it to the size of the great big thing. |
| Noel Bergman: And the bug wants to be fixed. |
| Paul Tremblett to Dave Landers; I get it about once a week. |
| Bill Dudney: Ok, I'll use my hand then. |
| Dave Landers: I'm stretching it. |
| Jeff Bonevich: Chris Laffra had this kind of thing... |
| Chris Laffra (straight after): I did it on the plane coming in. |
| Wayne to Evan Bergman: They have lots of wild game there. |
| Gary Murphy: Why are you guys all wearing those cock rings? |
| Rick Szeto: You have to go around with a rubber bat. |
| Will Jennings: Money with windows. That's a great idea! |
| Jeff Bonevich: Photocopies work for me! |
| Will Jennings (in reply): Me too! |
| Jeff Bonevich: Jeffs not going to be in school today as he's too tired to get up. |
| Dave Landers: I can't make it fit in 8.3 |
| Joe Oak to Kevin McGrath: You can't move some people's hair. |
| Mark Reinhold: 30 years from now I'll probably still have one in my closet. |
| Kelvin "That's it whip it out." :-D |
| Joe Oak - I wonder if it's soft inside |
| Joe Oak - Somebody must have one in their palm |
| Joe Oak - Where has _your_ tongue been? |
| Joe Oak - It only penetrates 8 inches |
| Joe Oak - Oh God! What's coming out now!? |
| dIon - I've got "IBM" tattooed on my testicles |
| dIon - It's getting harder and harder |
| Nick Perry - My wife won't let me come |
| Dave Landers: I can add all these dogs to my animal bag |
| dIon gillard: And again: This could be a cat but I don't care as long as it's something in the bag |
| dIon - Try wiping your mouth with that |
| Wayne - Just don't let go of it |
| Paul Wheaton - Oh! Oh! Oh! I think I'm in! |
| Mike Brown: I did it once ... twice if you count this afternoon with Evan |
| It looks really scary, but it feels AMAZING! --- Karen |
| If you do that, we'll have to put our clothes back on --- Joe Oaks |
| That's some marshmellow on the end of that! --- Joe Oaks |
| I'll get this flaming, and then I'll flick it across the room --- Joe Oaks |
| Noel has one and you don't?!" --- Karen |
| Joe: That's why I never let my wife see these." |
| Karen: "It's messy!" Joe: "Its sticky |
| Joe: Hold on while I roast this one. |
| Joe: Its going in one end, and coming out of the other wrong. |
| Noel: So we've graduated from sheep to goats? |
| Kim: I like mine dark brown but not totally black. |
| Karen: Its dark brown on one side and light brown ... everyone shut up... on the other and soft & gooey in the middle, just the way you like it. |
| Kim: You have to pull the outside off and eat it first. |
| Alex: Evan's been using them to keep his fingers from getting sticky. |
| Joe: What goes in the condom stays in the condom. |
| Joe: Don't put that one in there. |
| Joe: I like 'em soft and crunchy. |
| Joe to Karen: It was so thick you had to eat it?! |
| Karen to room full of men: I'm so glad you all came. Thank you. |
| Its a Marshmellow Orgy --- Joe Oaks |
| Karen: That's about as deep as I'm getting right now. |
| Alex: Quick, burn the evidence. |
| Alex: Boy that's big and gnarly! |
| Alex: Hark, I hear the sap now! |
| Joe: Everytime I pick it up that happens. |
| Karen: Its sticking on the grass, but not the pavement. |
| Evan: Just stick a carrot in his mouth. |
| Joe: "I think what's happening is that it's coming in one end and going out the other end wrong." |
| Joe Oak - If you get wet, you know you're in the wrong spot. |
| Karen W - Fifteen men after hours! |
| Paul G - I'm glad that Joe gets off on marshmallows. |
| Dion to Mike Brown -- It's the first time he's paid for me to come. |
| Bill Dudney - If the tree is broken, then it's up to the renderer to determine what comes out the end. |
| Kevin McGrath - I'm into being dominated! |
| Bartender to Diana Noell & Cindy Durbin -- I'll stop by your room and give it to you later. |
| Dave Landers - If I've got a bag full of animals... sounds messy. |
| Kristin - I'm just going to have a bit of a play with it later. |
| Bruce Eckle - I will put myself to sleep. |
| Denise Hatzidakis - Is my guy in here? I had a guy.... |
| Gus Ray - I'm easy (said many times) |
| Alex Pyle - We can go both ways. |
| Biff Beers - I've got a pointy one. |
| Robert from Met Life - I can't believe how little it was. |
| Noel - I'm not touching that one. |
| Joe to Dion - It's fuzzy, you'll like it. |
| Paul Fremantle - Can I have a little lick? I was hoping to lick yours out! |
| Joe - It tastes like something you put on ice cream. |
| It's nice to be small. -- Karen W |
| Simon Roberts -- You can't use this as soft pulpy fruit, because it's skin! |
| Guy Ray -- I think Alex is doing it tomorrow morning too. |
| Gus Ray -- If you're going to blow it, blow it good |
| Paul Wheaton --You can go faster, just wave that thing around! |
| Denise -- There'll be no bathing suit in the hot tub for me. |
| Noel - I get lots of email from myself |
| Joe - I need that big statue with the big lips |
| Joe - It's fuzzy, you'll like it |
| Joe - How do you move it? He's moving it! |
| Andrew Dick, giving $10 to dIon - Because you were so good last night |
| Wayne - We'll give 'em a really good shake |
| Aidon - Get down on your hands and knees and do that properly! |
| Mike Brown: I'll shave my face every day if you shave your special place every day |
| Karen: Whenever I'm having sex with a guy I never laugh during it |
| Mike Brown: Put that down - it's got a pony on it. It's marketed to 10 year old girls! |
| Holly: I can't believe I had this all along |
| Andy: I feel so much cleaner now |
| Noel: I absolutely wrapped all four limbs around it |
| Dion: Weak is good |
| Noel to Karen: You're surrounded by 20 guys in a hot tub and you're asking for our reccommendation on what to drink? |
| Greg Greer: You've seen one beaver you've seen them all |
| Dion: sex to object relational mapping |
| Dave Landers: Unsuccessful lesbian tag teaming |
| David Moskowitz: Who wants Paul Giangarra's sloppy seconds? |
| Gary: I thought it would be rude not to let him finish |
| Noel: This is an interesting set of swapping that Kevin and I have been doing |
| Biff: You know it's good if it's got a horse on it |
| NSA Woman: "I've got to look at your meat too". For reasons of national security we cannot disclose her name. |
| Mike Brown: Foreplay, Foreplay, Foreplay, Foreplay, Foreplay, Foreplay, and then you die. |
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Copyright Kimberly Bobrow Jennery, 1997-2006 Contact Kimberly at: kimberly at bobrow dot net |